AUSTRALIANS ARE ARSEHOLES
Scream those from the outside,
Because they don't hold with tradition
And because they show some pride.
AUSTRALIAN'S ARE IMMATURE
Not bound by traditional thought,
Standing up for what they believe
And for battles that must be fought.
AUSTRALIAN'S ARE RACIST
For some, this takes some gall.
If they got to know them they would see
They're one of the most accepting of them all.
AUSTRALIAN'S ARE CHILDREN
States the news on televisions,
But you can’t just judge nation
By the actions of their politicians.
AUSTRALIAN'S ARE ALL CRAZY
Their brains are cooked by the sun,
But look at the world around us,
You don't need heat to be dumb.
AUSTRALIAN’S ARE LUCKY
They have all the breaks,
It’s true they have the sun,
But have you heard about the SNAKES?!
AUSTRALIAN'S ARE MANY THINGS
And this is coming from an ex-pomme,
But if Australian's are arseholes
Then I'm proud to be one.
By Joseph Chapman.